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This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn)
But this explains the 90s kids
(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
(Source: kistybelle, via thehippiewife)
how do you aggressively flirt with someone
like
you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch
omfgmy friend and i said taco bell should delivier and the delvierers would be strippers
so we were gonna make our own place that delivers tacos with stripper delivery girls
and call it
tacos n’ tacos
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
(via popstarangel)
realistic captions for selfies:
- i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
- i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
- i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
- i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
- this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments
(via amoying)
there’s this huge storm coming and it’s really windy and I’m just laying here in my new hammock not giving a fuck
Update: the wind flipped my hammock and I landed on my ass
this is why you should stay inside like the rest of us
(via popstarangel)