Europe - inspired by (x)
who the fuck thought kazakhstan, azerbaijan and georgia are in Europe?!
Still cool though.
The people who organize Eurovision think they are. Who are we to intervene with such trivial things as facts?
the more, the merrier
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
I laughed my ass off when that disclaimer rolled across the credits, and no one else in my theater noticed. IT WAS A TRAVESTY.
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"
- Matty Healy, The 1975 (via chivalry-happens)
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.